Tango's theme song:
Camou's theme song:
Danny's theme song:
"There are so many dumb ways to die!" Danny's subtext being that all of them will kill him.
Bert's theme song:
"I'm doing the crab walk, doing the crab walk! We're doing the crab walk for all to see!"
That's a thinly veiled comment on how crooked he is these days.
I have another like 15 horses at my farm, but these are the only ones I'm inspired to find songs for at the moment.